i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He shit in the fireplace
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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