Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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