Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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