There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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