Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
God I need to hump something, right now.
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