Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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