What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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