Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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