she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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