he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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