So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
