can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
