Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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