Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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