Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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