After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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