Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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