I want to stick my p in your. b.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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