I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think my fart just growled at me.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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