omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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