He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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