I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
There are leaves in my underwear?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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