Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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