put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Randomize
