your parents love me but you hate me
At least make sure they are 18
Why
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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