Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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