we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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