what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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