I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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