It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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