can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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