I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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