i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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