brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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