But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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