Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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