her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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