1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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