he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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