He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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