Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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