He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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