Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
its not stalking. its research.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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