Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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