hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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