Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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