Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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