i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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