You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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