The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
