dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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