He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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