Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I don't think brook has ever known best
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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