The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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