Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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