ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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